Guest host Brian J. Moylan is here. Straight guy gym etiquette and the bro seat, Brian has a beef with Grindr guys, what to look for in a hole, blow up Barbra Streisand turns scary, Fire Island is a hot mess, dishing the Survivor finale, Romaine would be a killer contestant, Luciane Piane takes on Ariana Grande in his latest bonkers rant, celebrity spelling bee, issues with Blake Lively, today is 40th anniversary of Star Wars, and sexy movies that aren’t sexy.
Derek gets a misspelled name, chat bots are lame, traveling with kids and child concerts both suck, Romaine is mom of the year for finding some black leggings, bedroom dumpster dive, What’s Your Gay Problem: is my boss being transphobic, Stephen Colbert riled up the LGBT community over his Trump comment, black veils are in order at the Vatican, #FreeIris is taking over the world, Savannah Smiles would be a good porn name and Drag Race has a lip sync fail, Iris is a disruptive TV viewer, a demand for fresh fries at Wendy’s ends in conflict, AARP public sex in front of a dental office, Charlie’s Angels is getting a reboot, the best ways to cook a mushroom, and the disastrous Frye Festival gets a Federal investigation
Derek resolves an intern question, Romaine isn’t very professional, Princess Anne reluctantly agrees with Stanton in Austin but he won’t be happy, Romaine goes to work with Iris, Derek has car trouble, Romaine gets into the Last Kingdom, baby names are problems, Derek has some name confusion, Romie takes a trip to the dentist, guest Susan Surftone rocks out with her new EP Making Waves Again, Melania still doesn’t want to hold hands, Roxcy Bolton saved lives demanding hurricanes be named after men, Katy Perry gives the scoop on her long feud with Taylor Swift, DNR is taken over by a weird alien sound, WTF Florida: Disney Dad is worst parent of the year and premium strollers are just waiting to get stolen, and Southwest gets in trouble with a gay couple.
Sailors get oiled up, masturbating at work, Romaine does more car talk, gas station nachos hospitalize ten in Sacramento, Alien Covenant gets a negative review from Derek, Romaine has an issue with her friends, Critter Chat: sea lion drags a girl in the water and animals don’t have a sense of the future, listener Daniel has to drive naked, an elephant kills a hunter, Derek book recommendation: West With The Night, history of maternity pants, Game of Thrones releases new images, listeners helping other listeners, Adam Sank and Iris do the AIDS Walk, Melania swats away Donald in the Middle East, Katy Perry has new gay song Swish Swish, SNL wraps up the season, and Scarlett Johannsen makes out with Colin Jost.
It’s Friday, let’s party! DNR listeners are getting together at Gay Days Orlando so where your DNR shirt and say hi, Time Shifters are concerned about drunk driving and humblebrags, update on Stacy in DC getting home last night, a slew of Critter Chat: Romaine doesn’t want a chicken, hog hunting is happening, Iris’s dog is not named after a 90s dance diva, Romaine kills a frog, a DFA crazy cat story and a monkey named Uncle Fat is an internet sensation, DNR complain about the weather, leaving your smart phone unattended, hour two is all about Donny #TheWorst dropping by Studio A and catching up with Derek and Romaine plus Last Call.
Times Square accident, Derek was a downer, AARP cheapness scams, Golden Girls gets a Clue game, Dynasty is coming back because TV thinks you want wealth but Roseanne and Will & Grace will probably be bigger hits, Derek wants new Charlie’s Angels and Romaine wants a new Sex And The City, Romaine has a cupcake fight, Kentucky girl scout cookie theft mystery, Bachelor Ben Higgins busts up with Lauren Bushnell, Derek follows weird people on Twitter including Sheila Bair, guest Shelley Ackerman from KarmicRelief.com catches up after a long hiatus, girl choked on a fidget spinner, Critter Chat: drunk driver crashes car with lizard in her bra, iguanas drop from trees in Florida and woman in Florida hits alligator, Stanton in Austin has a rebuttal, listener Stacy is trapped at Union Station in DC and needs help, and listener Darryl is taking Katie to dinner tonight.
DNR Flash alerts, Mexican mother’s day, Derek pulls out a depressing Scarlett O’Hara metaphor you won’t love, Romaine is satisfied by Billions, Derek gets his own shopping cart meme, Iris fundraising goal update, Critter chat: Iguana in the toilet, rat bites baby in Alabama, and there’s a dog on the roof, showers are dangerous, Derek has no minions, Guy Ritchie goes to gay gym with David Beckham, wedding bells may be coming to Buckingham Palace, new parody: Time Shifters, Iris dials up the show and it is drama, The Atlantic has a devastating piece of slavery that gets Derek riled up, Romaine doesn’t want to watch an old movie The Little Foxes, Romaine gets some good news, and Robert Mueller is named a Special Counsel on Russia.
Time shifters catch up, Kathryn in AZ encounters officer pullover, Derek discovers Ben Rimalower is bad with money, Iris is AIDS Walking and Romaine wants you to support her, listeners respond to Iris’s new Jeep color, listeners asks for opinions on Trump and Russia, Derek is obsessed with rompers, Romaine is mad about a Beyonce auction, DFA about slime and fidget spinners, Disney has had one of their summer movies stolen and held for ransom, Just A Baby app matches sperm and eggs, Timeless saved from cancellation at the last minute and binge watching is changing TV habits, The Little Mermaid coming to ABC, The Handmaid’s Tale in trouble with Scrabble enthusiasts and the Drag Race subreddit is on fire!
Mother’s Day fallout. Romaine goes car shopping, DFA about the local news, all the colors of the dealership, Derek’s mom has a date for Mother’s Day, Critter Chat: Tiffany gets her chase on, Derek’s neighbor has a close encounter, giant dead whale in Indonesia, Romaine agrees to a mom compromise, Derek’s niece is headed to his old high school, Romaine feels old for a gamer, Romaine has some doctor drama, Drag Race recap from Friday, hotties galore on the Amazing Race, and Romaine gets recognized being awful.
It’s finally Friday! Let’s party. Time shifting on farts and lawnmowers, Derek has a surprise in his fridge, 4th of July weekend will be a fan takeover, Romaine wants a new show called Bottoms Up, Johnny Lazy hits the town with Derek, meet the intern Lexi, splitting mother’s day, WTF Florida: stepmom shoves pipe in her pussy, oral sex at a McDonald’s turn dramatic, shows getting the ax: Scandal is ending after next year, Sleepy Hollow is leaving town, Timeless ran out, Fox throws out The Pitch, Real O’Neal’s is homeless, old shows are coming back: Roseanne, American Idol and Will and Grace, but Friends is not coming back, and Last Call closes the house down.