Derek is over Christmas, New Month Who Dis?, Ilde in AZ has a ghost call,, Romaine gives an office update, George in SF talks church, MTV shuts down, Katie Kate Kate returns, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks boilers and water heaters, Ric in El Paso talks fireworks, Jonathan in Nashville talks Heated Rivalry, Mark in Buffalo talks retro shows, Romaine tries some local cuisine, Tony in Vegas talks phone issues, Derek is furious at Blue Moon, Mickey Rourke humiliated by his Go Fund Me, Romaine goes sofa shopping, and Derek solves a genealogy mystery.