Derek enjoyed his present from Romaine, CA woman has refrigerator explosion, UT catches fire siphoning gas, Happy Jack talks canceliversary and audio books, Beanie Feldstein leaving Funny Girl early, #TeamSteven talks MJ on Broadway, LeVar Burton has sour grapes about Jeopardy and Derek talks champs, Critter Chat elephant update, Billy in Philly has a dental update, Stanton in Austin is #TeamElephant, Kansas cows can’t handle the heat, Russian woman eaten by her cats, Hooker Hotline, another elephant update, Anthony in Philly loved his summer crate, Nathan in CO time shifts on the continental divide Romaine and Ned Flanders, Christina Ricci took it all off to normalize nudity, favorite New York movies, Travis in CT talks bagels, DNR discuss a cheap slice, Joy Behar almost got fired over Rosie, Jamie Spears comes for Britney again, Swiss ad agency burns up their employees, and Last Call ends the week.