Disneyland getting a Haunted Mansion remodel, Manhattan Pier 94 being turned into soundstages, Hans Niemann settles his anal beads chess cheating lawsuit, Romaine has a dishwasher update, Romie Pie Pants has a first day at school, Billy in Philly talks The Warriors and being a good mom, Dolly Parton turns down tea with Kate Middleton, Travis in CT talks cat egg chair, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA talks Japan and India, Marvin in Syracuse timeshifts on Little House and shoes, Sarah Jessica Parker adopts Shoe Bradshaw, Derek rescues a bee, Manhattan water main fails, Mark Meadows takes the stand, Ric in El Paso is grateful for the group, and Martha Stewart dragged for drinking from an iceberg.