R.I.P. – Jeffy the Frog


I’m sad to inform all of you that we have suffered a devastating loss from our Derek and Romaine family. At approximately 10:54 PM EST, Romaine Patterson informed Derek and I that “Jeffy the Frog” was no longer with us. Last Romaine went to the studio to check on our dear mascot, he was not to be seen in his tank at all. Meanwhile, her two evil cats had been trapped in the studio and were since acting very suspiciously. Our only conclusion is, that in a moment of desperate hunger, the cats turned to the only food source left in the room…. yes, bitches – the cats ATE “Jeffy the Frog.”

A memorial service for “Jeffy” will be held during tomorrow’s broadcast – we will observe a moment of silence for our fallen amphibian, “Jeffy.”

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12 Responses to R.I.P. – Jeffy the Frog

  1. DNRShow January 12, 2016 at 1:39 am #


    • Jefferey Dembinski January 12, 2016 at 12:18 pm #

      I’m so depressed without him – I’m still in my pajamas – I barely have the strength to get to the shower.

  2. drtb.19 January 12, 2016 at 2:54 am #

    Hope the cats don’t croak over tonight either;-)

  3. Trey in LA January 12, 2016 at 3:33 am #

    He croaked. 🙁

  4. Happy Jack January 12, 2016 at 3:47 am #

    Here’s a “thinking out of the box” suggestion;
    Romaine said that she moved Jeffy into his big new home last week.
    You may want to check to see if he ran away, back to his more familiar old tiny home! ???
    Oh! And are those the cats that are “stuck in the crawlspace”?!? ?

  5. Lisa May January 12, 2016 at 6:58 am #

    My deep condolences to you and yours on this tragic loss. I thought losing Bowie was bad enough, now our long-serving and beloved mascot?

    I need time to grieve.

  6. Jayson 'Whaaaaaat is happening' Salomon January 12, 2016 at 10:59 am #

    First Daivd now Jeffy…what a loss.

  7. Stacy Ruble January 12, 2016 at 12:17 pm #

    So sorry for your loss, and during only week 2. Jeffy, you will be missed. Cats – you are evil. If you are going to eat frog legs, I have heard they are better lightly sauteed in butter.

  8. James the Serious January 12, 2016 at 12:21 pm #

    With the ongoing connection problems isn’t a moment of silence a bit redundant?

  9. StantonInAustin January 12, 2016 at 6:15 pm #

    Are we sure that the frog didn’t run off to LA to become a star?

  10. StantonInAustin January 12, 2016 at 6:16 pm #

    I heard the frog got an offer to do a radio show on Sirius.

  11. Deborah January 12, 2016 at 8:17 pm #

    We need an “in memory of Jeffy” T-shirt

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