Ice cream cake hangover, Brian gets a birthday card, Kanye West goes on a rant, Marc in MN wants something fresh, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard divorce, Dan wonders if show has new management, Derek wants to make a video, Chaz in La has thoughts, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks cash, Chaz in La talks bops, Al in IL time shifts on Jeremy Roenick, Miranda Priestly’s assistant calls in, DNR are that smell, Still Hookin’ Tracy time shits on The Good Wife and birthday gifts, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Happy Endings and Drag Race, Jonathan in Nashville talks Drag Race and Unsolved Mysteries, Bill in Philly is binging too much, LaundroMatt talks The Good Fight, Marc in MN has a nosebleed, 30 Rock reunion, Clueless, Rob in FL talks old Jeopardy, Billy Eichner to play Paul Lynde, and Trump has a briefing.