Happy Monday! WTF Texas woman wakes to find death, Billy in Philly talks Michael Jordan, Rick from El Paso talks Pride and Hotel New Hampshire and Mitzi Gaynor, Liza With A Z, Halston, Sir Laughs A Lot talks gay history, Romie gets vaccinated and Romaine deals with drunks, glamor outhouse, Derek gets into a water fight, Those Who Wish Me Dead, George in SF talks movies, Romaine does some crate work, Hooker Hotline, Tim in MI talks book to movie translations, Rob in the Pitt talks dunkin’ dickie, Rick From The Pig talks prom, Chance in NY time shifts on horror movies and Finn, Ben in Seattle time shifts on storage, Mississippi marijuana initiative fails, Critter Chat condors take over a house, anal oxygen infusion, and Ariana Grande gets married.