DNR are awash in toilet paper, Happy Jack talks bidets, more toilet talk Chris in Mass talks pride toilet paper and popcorn, MC Kevin dies from threeway, Ric From The Pig goes unrecognized, Ellen headed to Australia, Derek thinks you did a good job, WTF Texas high school suspends half their senior class, Critter Chat woman fired for feeding monkeys, cicada warning, Hooker Hotline, Still Hookin’ Tracy has some Strange Brew feedback, Luis in TX time shifts to bank accounts, DNR talk traveling solo, Austrian doctor removes wrong leg, Tony in Vegas talks heart, Jenny calls Romaine, Lindsay Lohan headed to Netflix, Friends reunion, and Elliott Page goes shirtless.