Queen Elizabeth has a long line including David Beckham, Prince Harry in uniform, Matt Smith is granddad, Fred Franzia RIP, Oklahoma semi crash, Ducky Doolittle has big news, Tom Terrific talks geothermal, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on Papa Johns temperatures, Julia in Union City talks economic literacy, Ben in Seattle talks Derek being alone, Derek’s mom calls in with a correction and a story, Jesse in Sacramento talks website issue, Chaz in La talks Life 360, Rosie is not friends with Ellen, Anne Heche estate battle, Billy in Philly talks royal resources, Queen’s guard faints, man in India puts something up his ass, and last call ends the show.