Derek gives a true shout out, LaundroMatt talks scaffolding, Harry Potter fans can’t stop leaving socks on a beach, Romaine gets served Christmas, NJ is for winners, Lindsay Lohan has a Christmas single dropping, Mariah Carey is the Queen Of Christmas, Romaine is skipping Taylor Swift, Dolly done touring, Selena Gomez throwing a wedding themed birthday party, Derek emotionally confronted by a contractor, Cindy Crawford not a meaningful beauty, Julie Bowen fell in love with a woman, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in PS time shifts on Wendy the cow, down with homework, Nita has church feedback, Chris wants a Cow For Christmas poster, Dateline owl murder, Tom Terrific talks The Staircase, Larry in Pasadena talks cars, Derek has a Gremlin memory, JD in WVa talks cars, Marvin in Syracuse talks social media, Halloween potato experiment, Critter Chat family dog turned into a rug, Dahmer is not gay entertainment, Rowdy time shifts on glass doors, and DNR get some thoughtful gifts.