Romaine has a new doping scandal, State Of The Union was last night, Monotone Marc talks being old, Sir Laughs A Lot shades Derek, Tom Terrific talks SOTU, Billy in Philly talks Biden, Romaine almost tumbles, Adam in Atlanta talks about his drawers, Nathan in CO talks big salamis, Critter Chat Yonkers has too many cats, LaundroMatt talks cats, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks Iris and churros, Big Peter talks Disney, Larry in Pasadena talks AMC, Bob in Philly talks SOTU, Danny in LA time shifts to Faye Dunaway, Ilde in AZ has questions for Romaine, Rowdy talks Mommie Dearest, Chaz in La talks Mommie Dearest, Monotone Marc talks movie rental, Nathan in CO talks Dan-O-Rama, Reese Witherspoon narrates her own in-flight movie, Ashton Kutcher gets weird on the red carpet and Romaine feels abandoned.