Hump Day! Ric in El Paso is on the mend, Derek spices up his soup, Billy Joel gets the Heidi treatment, Buddie is an internet sensation, Tyler in NorCal talks 9-1-1, Survivor challenges, Shogun finale next week, Dua Lipa Illusion, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks insurance, Rafi in NY talks the Vessel, Chad in Seattle talks tax filing, Jeff in the Bay Area talks 9-1-1, Ric from The Pig talks hopes and TCM, Brazilian woman brings a corpse to a bank, Dubai gets flooded out, Mark in Buffalo talks Emergency and Is It Cake, Tyler in NorCal talks Dubai weather, Happy Jack talks Dick Van Dyke, Hacks is back, and woman in China gets her brain eaten.