Derek fields a complaint, Romaine visits family, Derek raises a flag, Critter Chat Derek gets surprise visitors, python swallows woman, NJ has filthy restaurants, Trucker Bobby is road tripping, Hooker Hotline, Ric in El Paso calls out Romaine, Sherri in TX timeshifts on We Are Ladyparts and Ancestry DNA, Jesse in CA talks 80s TV Ladies, Romaine puts a family rumor to rest, Marvin in Syracuse talks shopping carts, Nita from FL talks public shaming, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drag Race and streaming services, Grand Tetons road collapse, and Pat Sajak signs off.