Derek wanted a quiet day, Romaine has a Christmas update, Tiffany goes to Norway, hot wasps in South Carolina, Mass woman gets a mouthful of bat, Bob in WI talks bat woman and drag performers, Jeff in Palm Springs talks drag and Wizard of Oz, Vegas is empty, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Vegas, first date kisses, Krystal in SD talks Are You My First? and first dates, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Naked Gun, Nathan in CO talks And Just Like That, Rich in CA talks sheep dip, Julia in CA talks bulletproof vests, New Month Who Dis, Adam in ATL talks moving, Devil Wears Prada update, David Geffen divorce filing, The Hunting Wives, and Last Call ends the week.