Derek hot for Sam, Buffy reboot drama, Liza is now AI, Dan in Orlando talks Liza Minnelli, Val Kilmer will make AI appearance in movie next year, Romaine has another family fail, MSNow making schedule changes, Tom Terrific talks lobster, Jeff in Palm Springs talks union negotiations, Hooker Hotline, Tim in MI talks callers, Ric in El Paso talks scorpions, Randy in WA talks scorpions, Rowdy in NY talks animals, Ilde in AZ talks awards, Larry in Pasadena talks Moulin Rouge, Miley Cyrus lied about Hannah Montana, Romaine wants to Wipe Out, Spice Girls reunion not happening, Chaz Bono gets married, and Romaine fishes for gifts.