Derek has a country NYE and Romaine gets competitive, Rob in FL talks Paul Anka, Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper get messy, Nathan in CO talks Paul Anka and Streamboat Willie, Tony Tony Tony talks NYE coverage on TCM, Tom Terrific talks Paul Anka, Remember The Girls gays go viral, Romaine has a tight connection and a family Christmas adventure, Derek gets too many cookies, Marc in MN shares what he misses, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Home Alone economics and The Gilded Age, Bob in Philly talks San Francisco, Christian in Abilene talks Elfster, Monotone Marc double dips on Spike Lee, Julia in CA talks Olathe KS, Trey in LA talks golden tickets, Brian in Columbus has a bible reading, Chinese exchange student is cyberkidnapped, Brian in Columbus explains his bible story, Zach Wahls having a baby, Parvati and Mae Martin dating, Kathy Griffin divorcing, Jan e Fonda work out tape memories, and Romaine has a custom gift for her family.