It’s a hot Friday! American Born Chinese canceled, Romaine irritated by the weather and trying to get her life together, Mayra Flores caught in GrubGate on Instagram, Panda Express apple pie egg rolls, Romaine melts down over a cake, SCOTUS to hear arguments on Colorado ballot case, Monotone Marc talks Elfster, Hooker Hotline, Ben in Seattle timeshifts on Derek’s book, Ric from the Pig talks The Bishop’s Wife, Darryl from Sun City timeshifts on Starbucks, Steven in Denver talks Starbucks, Ben in Seattle double dips on Starbucks and FMK, Billy in Philly talks Amazon, Derek talks hot chocolate velvetiser, Armando in Miami talks Olathe, Jeff in the bay area talks penis equity, Julia in CA talks acronyms, Marvin in Syracuse talks escalators and Etta James, WTF FL Paul Kerouac attacked by exploding toilet, Kathryn in AZ talks jury duty, Trey in LA talks bathrooms, Chaz in La talks jury duty, a Pittsburgh couple lose money when their dog ate it and Last Call ends the week.