Derek is back, Romaine was stressed by her family, Iris backs that ass up, Megan Fox opens her DMs to find a girlfriend, Derek had an incredible cruise, Tony in Vegas is excited, Sabin and the aliens are here, Romaine takes the cake, Barbara Walters is missing, Pope Benedict gets an open casket, Kathryn in AZ talks open caskets, JD talks funerals, Lugoff SC and homeless GoFundMe scam updates, Chaz in La talks Bette Davis, Le Petite Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Pressure Cooker, Derek encounters Andy Cohen, Adam in ATL talks Patterson family players, Bed Bath and Beyond is in trouble, Billy in Philly talks Avatar and Kevin McCarthy, 6 year old shoots a teacher, Damar Hamlin is out of the hospital, Prince Harry talking Spare, Derek interested in Queen Mary, and A Strange Loop gets a surprise substitute.