Derek deals with listener drama, Meryl Streep tunes into Real Housewives, Billy in Philly will be calling less now, key West buoy set on fire, CO trucker gets a reduced sentence, Jesse in Sacramento is here for the callers, Romaine makes her problems everyone else’s problems, Tom Terrific is pro Billy, Nessa Cupcake checks in, Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet split up, Stanton in Austin has thoughts, Elvira loses fans over being a lesbian, bathroom reading material, Britney gets naked, Hooker Hotline, Craig in CA timeshifts on Webb telescope, Billy in Philly time shifts on glitter, Grindr tells what countries have the most tops and bottoms, Eyes of Tammy Faye, Red Cross has a blood crisis, George in SF talks Tammy Faye and Gemstones.