DNR are off to a bumpy start with Darren from Tech Asylum in studio, the 49ers have a hot QB, Romaine deals with trouble at home, Nancy Pelosi for the children, Derek has some failing Christmas trees, Critter Chat is also a WTF Florida with falling iguanas, dogs eating weird things, dead deer on the lawn, Fixer to Fabulous has too much sexual chemistry for Derek, Craig in CA talks coronavirus and the gay cannibal, Happy Jack talks zombie deer, streaming music at home and work, Sir Laughs A Lot talks dog drama and FaceTime, buried under the lilacs, Trey in Portland wants to talk chat rooms, Hooker Hotline is back with Billy in Philly, scary fireworks accidents, Jubilee the cross-eyed husky, Romaine is an understanding mom, hot lesbian Jeopardy action, TikTok has a ball taste challenge, Jonathan questions the ball taste challenge, RuPaul is hosting SNL in February, Meghan and Harry have a new issue with their titles, Tulsi sues Hillary for defamation, and Jonathan wonders about designated survivors.