Derek gets chilly and worries about exploding trees, Romie has a new job, Colliers in TX talks Heated Rivalry, Luften (house burping) is hot trend, Jennifer Lawrence is a Good Hang, All Her Fault, Romaine is hiding from Iris, singer Anne Steele checks in, Hooker Hotline, Steven in Denver talks Amy Poehler and rampaging elephants, Doug in CT talks moving, Razzie nominations are out, China having less kids, and Romaine buys some candy.