Romaine’s vagina is nominated for the Oscars, Derek recaps the Oscar nominees, Regal is closing locations, Happy Jack talks going to the movies, Tori Spelling gets hooked on Only Fans, Critter Chat Wichita man shot by his own dog, Hooker Hotline, Survivor Sucks Dan talks jury duty, Jonathan in Nashville time shifts on Disney World, Still Hookin Tracy talks Tracy’s Dog, Chaz in La talks White Lotus, Nathan in CO talks Wednesday, Jesse in the Sac talks HVAC, WTF FL cancels AP classes and books for kids, TikTok student ruins lives with a diamond tester, Billy in Philly forgives a man, Tom Terrific has an Iris sighting, Tony in Vegas talks repetitive stories, Tom Terrific triple dips on Sally Kirkland, and Zillow posts a burning house.