01.28.26 – 28.01.26

Derek has old updates, DC has a raw sewage problem, NYC freezes over, Candace Owens confused by freezing temperatures, Romie melts down, WTF FL drunk teen slaps mom with pork chop, Bill Cosby bought Quaaludes from a poker game, Ghislaine Maxwell claims DOJ shielded 25 men, Prince Andrew hates his new house, Hooker Hotline, Ben in Seattle talks new owners, Matt in Philly talks friendships, Sir Laughs A Lot talks friendships, Julie in NC talks alienation of affection, Tom Terrific talks Billy in Philly, Derek’s battery dies, LaundroMatt talks New Jersey, Survivor Sucks Dan talks sex strike, Derek wants self driving cars, and Tom Terrific talks Waymo,