Derek dives into Bear Soup, Romaine is ready to be a cat lady, Adam in ATL talks the Derek and Romaine doppleganger, DNR visit a travel show, Tony in Vegas talks exotic travel, Tesla driver charged with attempted murder, Circus Of Books deals with a big theft, Rowdy talks pants fake out, Grand Central has a new long escalator, teenager falls asleep in a shipping container, Hooker Hotline, Happy Jack talks shipping containers and cigars, Billy in Philly talks containers, Christian in Abilene talks Madonna concerts, Merle Oberon, Nathan in CO repeat, Lisa Marie Presley update, Tom Terrific talks Presley situation, Chaz in La talks Elvis, Critter Chat talks woolly mammoth resurrection, Stanton in Austin talks mammoths and Priscilla Presley and tourists, Tom Terrific rebuts on Priscilla Presley, and Dallas Zoo loses two monkeys.