Derek is full of joy, Elmo spawns a mental health crisis, Hallmark beats CNN in the ratings, Romaine could get upstaged by her own cats, KC Chiefs fan death mystery update, PA beheads his dad and posts video online, Brandon in CA talks Tiki Chick, Nathan in CO talks Traitors UK, Tom Terrific claps back, Byron Allen offers to buy Paramount for $30 billion, Billy in Philly cuts the cord, Jodie Foster has essential movie picks, Derek has a Kanopy recommendation, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly has praise for Derek, Kenny in CA talks True Detective, Survivor Sucks Dan talks bathroom vortex, Ben in Seattle talks pirates, Larry in Pasadena talks taxidermy, Tim in IL talks genealogy, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Balto and car chases, Tyler in NorCal talks rain and Hot Mex, Romaine inspires today’s Wordle, Critter Chat dog cancer risk, Happy Jack talks Wordle, hermit crabs love trash, Bigfoot is probably just a black bear, and Smartness inks $100 million deal.