Romaine is still a mess, Olympics deal with large penises, favorite winter events, Romaine attends trivia night, Rotten Tomatoes reviews of Melania, Martha Stewart not into Heated Rivalry but the books are a hit, Hooker Hotline, Sherri in TX talks local elections, Adam in ATL double dips on Brave Little Toaster, Rowdy in NY talks Brave Little Toaster, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Brave Little Toaster, Nita in FL talks Best In Show, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Brave Little Toaster, Rowdy double dips on Brave Little Toaster, Doug in CT talks closing, Matt in Philly talks closing, Bob in Philly talks AAA, Matt in Philly talks Philadelphia, Waymo uses Philippines call center, Wayfair conspiracy theory is back, and Last Call ends the show.