Derek talks snow, Sir Laughs A Lot talks nightlights, Ilde in AZ talks nightlights, Eric in NM talks glass doors, Derek encounters an old neighbor, Eaton fire caused by So Cal Edison, Altadena bear gets relocated, Kanye West goes off, 2032 asteroid odds change, Romaine spring cleaning, Romie refuses to drive, Bob in WI talks kids and nightlights, JD in WVa talks driving, Hooker Hotline, David talks traumatic TV, Matt in Philly talks DEI, Derek votes, Larry in Pasadena talks nightlights, Brian in CA talks expensive medication, Billy in Philly talks TV, Jonathan in Nashville talks insulin, man has 400 animals in his suitcase, Pepsi brings back the cola wars, Superbowl picks, Larry talks Kennedy Center, Vee plays Guess My Load, and Last Call ends the show.