Derek revisits the Golden Girls, Romaine enjoys her alone time, Disneyland guests rescued from Pirates, GA school principal has torrid affair with PE teacher, Atlantis Cruises has a warning for their passengers, other Derek likes the attention, Britney Spears intervention averted, Beyonce struggles to sell shoes, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Twitch, Chaz in La responds to Monotone Marc, Monotone Marc needs surgical advice, Ilde in AZ talks Ashton Kutcher, Rob in FL talks Lady Bunny, Jesse in Sacramento talks Summer Fun crate, Christian in Abilene talks Ozempic, Romaine’s drawers get another workout, Rick From The Pig talks classic movies, Sir Laughs A Lot talks feet, Apple Watch calling 911 on skiers, Happy Jack talks Super Bowl, and Turkey Syria earthquake update.