Fat Tuesday, Derek is feeling hot hot hot, TV Guide returning to print, Romaine wraps up Buffy, Abercrombie doc is white hot, George in SF talks ANF, BAFTA award drama, 2000 year old dildo uncovered, Romaine mad about naps, Colliers in TX talks solar flares Iris tries something new, Tony in Vegas talks edibles, historians ignoring gays, Cunk, Polish woman believes she is Madeleine McCann, Chaz in La talks Rasputin and Christina Aguilera, shots fired at the Bunny Ranch, Billy in Philly talks Lamar Odom, Hooker Hotline, Wendy the cow calls in, Marvin in Syracuse talks Summer Fun crate. Vee in AZ talks Miley Cyrus, American Dream mall helicopter crash, Critter Chat alligator tries to eat a dog, Sir Laughs A Lot calks alligators, Jesse in Sacramento talks pets, NYC woman sought for gay pride arson, What Is Happening Jayson talks Little Prince, and Don Lemon coming back to CNN.