Romaine is back and still can’t trust a fart, Derek’s neighbor is at it again, Colliers in TX thinks Derek’s neighbor is a racist, Critter Chat NYC goes crazy for the Common Merganser, Katie has notes on today’s show, Billy in Philly is worried about his mom, Hooker Hotline, Trevor in AZ concerned about grenadine lids, Derek talks silicone bowls, Richie in LA talks Forensic Files, Sean time shifts on Forensic Files, Still Hookin’ Tracy talks Forensic Files, Survivor Sucks Dan catches up on the show, Stacy in VA panics at LAX, Ranae talks Forensic Files, filmstrips and mimeographs, Chris in MA talks smelly paper, Monotone Marc talks reality TV, office ghost update, Romaine drops, Derek dishes Dem Debate, timid NYC tourists, Denver gets a new Fire Chief over sex toy flap, Katie deals with the dating scene, and hotels may change their checkout rules.