Romaine insists she wasn’t drunk, Marc in MN has a celebrity sighting, Craig in CA is concerned about Super Tuesday, Tyler in NorCal talks primary politics, Colliers in TX is concerned about Romaine’s gut making booze, Iris has car drama, Romaine befriends a sad dog, Derek tortures Romaine with Panda Express, Romaine exposes a secret, Coronavirus update, SNL takes down LGA, #TeamStephen talks LaGuardia and subway sandwiches, Chris in Mass talks quiet car drama, Nathan in CO talks SNL, Madonna and Britney Spears injured, David Byrne still weird after all these years, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Mayo Pete, Jeff double hooks, Paul in Long Beach has feedback on Friday’s show, Rob was into drunk Romaine, Billy in Philly is sad about Pete, Marc in MN has some good news, Land Ho, Nathan in CO has a delegate question, Trucker Randy gets caught up, James Lipton RIP, Judge Judy ending her show, and Baby Peggy ends the silent era.