Sean Penn flees Ukraine on foot, Romaine enjoys her wine and is tormented by a narhwal, State of The Union inspires optimism, Tony in Vegas talks rising prices and Greg Louganis, Billy in Philly talks jury duty and Regina King, SAG Awards, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Big Brother Canada and West Side Story, cruise upgrades, Survivor Sucks Dan time shifts to Romaine crying, Monotone Marc talks Survivor, Jeff in PS time shifts on pet videos and Drag Race, Rob in South FL talks Romaine’s power and Jeopardy, Chris in Maryland talks railroad, Netflix show Lupin robbed in Paris, should Romaine watch Nightmare Alley, CO party crashers, Ghislaine Maxwell may get a new trial, Critter Chat family dog makes a friend under the porch, and Las Vegas Raiders make a nice donation.