Joy Behar takes a tumble, Romaine has a bad night, LaundroMatt battles semantics, grisly discovery outside a Brooklyn pawn shop, Romaine witnesses a fight over garlic knots, DNR crime blotter, WI woman gets freaky with a corpse, Some Like It Hot musical under fire, The Courtship takes dating back hundreds of years, Tony in Vegas talks Derek look alike, Hooker Hotline, two handed lesbian, Mara in Mass wants a Derek and Stanton show, Monotone Marc is sorry, Larry in Pasadena time shifts on stress, Matthew McConaughey talks hair loss, Tyler in NorCal and Miss Angie talk mouth guards, Liza Minnelli is close to her mom, Brent talks mouth guards, James Earl Jones getting his own theater, Pie Pants wants a summer job, Mackenzie Phillips comes out as queer,. Shanna Moakler pregnant, DNR talk cucumbers, new Catwoman more bi now, and working in empty houses.