Jeannine has advice on used Amazon boxes and divorce drama, Derek makes a correction on the Secret Service, AJ and the Queen canceled, Drag Race contestant banned over cat fishing drama, Iris deals with a creeper, Romaine has a chestnut obsession, Derek scans some photos, guest Ryan O’Connor talks Eat Pray Vote, Glenn parody break, Hooker Hotline, Timothy Timeshifter talks a happy meeting, JP from Columbus has anonymous letter thoughts, Jeff in Palm Springs wants celebrity guests, X-Tina breaks out of her shell, Nathan in CO talks flat earth, a frayed knot lover, and Last Call ends the week.