Derek warns people away, Traitors finale vs State of the Union, Critter Chat lonely pig wanders way, Romaine gets a visitor, Chiefs fans get frostbite, Jeff in PS talks weather problems and filthy shows, Dolly Parton has a new cookbook, Andy Cohen accused of doing coke with the Housewives, Jonathan Van Ness accused of being a monster on set of Queer Eye, JK Rowling battles transgender newsreader India Willoughby, Hooker Hotline, Adam from Scruffytown talks scams, Chad in Seattle talks death penalty, Tim in MI talks applesauce, Rick from Cal State LA time shifts on TN marriage bill, Larry in Pasadena responds to caller complaints, Billy in Philly talks Tyler in NorCal, NorCal Brandon talks scams and Mismatch Game, Julia in CA time shifts on The Program, Derek rewatched Citizen Ruth, Oscar Meyer makes a not hot dog, Frank in Denver talks ice cream, and Trump’s E. Jean Carroll bill comes due.