We survived the weekend, Critter Chat has a ghost cat update, Derek not an authority on the Secret Service, Jim Bakker in trouble for fake cure, Derek updates on travel and coronavirus, Craig in CA has a terrifying COVID-19 story, Tony in Vegas keeps a clean house, Jonathan in LA talks Romaine’s Chestnut obsession and getting good info from the show, JB thanks the listeners for their support, William Shatner wants his horse semen, horse racing gets a scandal, Romaine does some spring cleaning, Lori Laughlin case takes a turn, Hooker Hotline, Vee time shifts on mistaken listener identity, Marc in MN checks in from the woods, Nathan in St. Louis has a dad joke, Michael in Nashville time shifts on Romie’s toilet habits, Wayward Tom has a message for anonymous, Sir Laughs A Lot talks listener interventions, Ted Cruz self-quarantines, Sherry Pie awkward on TV, Jonathan has Drag Race feedback, Rob in FL talks Sherry Pie, UPS ruins Romaine’s life, Dolly Parton has modeling plans, Mart Crowley RIP, Aaron Shock gets a defender, and Harvey Weinstein takes a tumble.