Derek has a wasp, Wyoming is dynamite, NJ man hidden in the snow, SF man disappears into crawl space, MI teen blows himself up, Piers Morgan walks off, Billy in Philly talks royalty, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Snatch Game, Tyler in NorCal talks Piers Morgan, Chris in MA disconnects, Tony in Vegas talks inheritance, Chris in MA talks pot pies Oprah and the movies, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN is worried about the hotline, Tim has an old man questions issue with the hosts, Taxi update, Critter Chat, White House dogs get a time out, sea slugs decapitated, DNA leads woman to FBI most wanted list, Allen vs. Farrow, and Cuomo gets more accusers.