Derek gets a surprise bill, NY Times Connections continues to divide, Neve Campbell back for Scream 7, Kate Middleton is still missing, Billy in Philly talks Pippa Middleton, Romaine watches 2012, Nathan in CO talks Dune 2, Romaine breaks her microwave before breaking down crying, Ric in El Paso talks Pie Pants and Poor Things, Kelloggs in trouble for cereal for dinner, Happy Jack talks cereal and black belt and Ken, Hooker Hotline, Tammy from Sacramento talks Blue Eye Samurai, Craig in CA timeshifts on Melanie Lynksey and Poor Things, Jonathan in Nashville talks Poor Things, Matt from Philly talks Oscars, Dr. Jay claps back, Tom Terrific talks Diane Warren, Tim in IL talks Jolene, DNR get a robot call, Mark in Buffalo talks living celebrities and Heavenly Creatures, and Ken Buck is leaving early.