TN man busted by covid vaccine appointment, George in SF talks stolen identity and Ketanji Brown Jackson and Turning Red, male pill on the way, Derek has an update on his mom, NYC invests in doulas, spring break is a hot mess this year, Billy in Philly has man troubles, Romaine wishes a listener well, WTF FL man hits alligator with his car, burglar falls out of a Sam Ash, Derek gets a nocturnal visitor, dismembered bodies found at Mexican beach, Hooker Hotline, Dom in Seattle time shifts on renaming pets and babies, Larry in Pasadena time shifts on tech issues, Katie time shifts on nicknames, Jesse in CA talks cute guy at work, in studio guest Kari Anthony talks sexy lingerie and being a BBW, Glenn parody, Starbucks to faze out disposable cups, Monotone Marc has a reusable bag strategy, and Abby Broyles heads to rehab.