Derek fights with Xumo and risks decapitation, Jesse in Sacramento has best wishes, couple arrested in Cancun over timeshare warrant, Romaine has a health journey update, Tyler in NorCal checks in from NOLA, Hooters drops bikini night, Tom Terrific talks Hooters, Hello thinks Ellen moved to UK over mansion sales tax, Hooker Hotline, Chris in Mass talks sharks, Stanton in Austin feedback, Katie has warm wishes for Romaine, Rob in FL talks transatlantic cruise, Romaine has a mailbox mystery, Rick from the Pig clears out, Tiff and Katie talks tweezers and Broadway, Survivor Fridays, Billy in Philly talks Survivor, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drag Race and Survivor, Miley Cyrus, Renee Zellweger joining Only Murders In The Building, DHS staffer emails a reporter, and Last Call ends the week.