DNR are excited, ARK anti-trans bill, DNR dish infrastructure, Rick from the Pig talks vaccines, GSW update, Lady Gaga Oreos, Chance in NY talks I Am Legend and has a Marvin update, Jetski update, Tyler in NorCal talks I Am Legend, LaundroMatt talks vanilla, Magnum PI has money woes, Jonathan in Nashville talks beaver, Billy in Philly has a court update, Hooker Hotline, Lisa in PHX talks ghosts, Ben in Seattle talks strippers, Rick from Cal State LA time shifts on Golden Palace, Munch Madness feedback, George in SF talks ghost apps and Shameless, man dies from too many squats, Romaine troubled by an alarm, Aaron Rodgers on Jeopardy, Cheetos bullet, Tom Terrific comes for Romaine, TX woman finds door behind her mirror, ketchup shortage, Jesse talks sauce packets, Google View voter quiz, Rob in FL talks ketchup, and Romaine is a translator now.