Fan Favorite! Asylum back tonight, Dollywood returning in May, Romie is over Romaine, intergalactic dyke drama has a new twist, Trucker Albert calls in with a health update, Derek picks up some trash, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Navy meltdown, Derek updates on bad Mexican food, Romaine becomes a family foodie, Jonathan in LA is cooking like crazy, Big Brother and Love Island canceled for the summer, Will and Grace will leave things hanging, Craig in CA talks Miracle Workers, Monotone Marc talks Love Island, Stanton in Austin objects to Nailed It, Kenny in CA cuts his own hair, Kathy in OH gets a virtual haircut and loses her ice cream, more Nailed It feedback, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL talks Caribbean Life and Derek’s celebrity list, Rob in FL double dips on John in Wildomar health update, WTF Florida rental car place burns, smart toilet can read your butthole, Chris in Mass talks smart toilet, Tracy in FL has to shit in a can, CATS butthole edit was real, Roseanne thinks coronavirus is a plot to kill boomers, Richard Simmons has made a return, and Bruce and Demi self isolate in matching pajamas.