DNR are surprisingly naked, Natasha Lyonne escorted off Delta flight, toilet paper warehouse burns down, Romaine’s family has bathroom issues, Jeff in CA has a haiku, Rowdy in NY talks laundry, Adam in ATL talks laundry, Romaine goes to therapy, Tom Terrific talks Iris’s mom, Romaine has some self care, Hooker Hotline, Mike from SD talks cruises, Frank in Phoenix talks Trump and Strikeback, Bob in Philly talks Ozzy from Survivor, Dave in SoCal talks Charlie’s Angels, Matt in Philly talks Pam Bondi, Melania makes a statement, Tom Terrific talks Melania, Trucker Randy talks being social, and squats update,