Derek has a good person update, Barton Brooks heads back out on the road with GuerrillaAid.org, Pie Pants has a car update, Rowdy in NY talks bad drivers and hooker calls, Tyler in NorCal talks car insurance, Daniel Patrick Moynihan, Oliver Stark thirst traps the gays on 9-1-1, Jonathan in Nashville talks OJ Simpson, Matt in Philly gets blocked, Marvin in Syracuse talks Dildo Whisperer, Happy Jack talks sex ed and Onward, Copenhagen Old Stock Exchange burns down as Notre Dame nears completion, henry Cavill having a baby, and the Golden Bachelor is getting a divorce.