Derek apologizes for his TV choices, Romaine has a Patterson family update and her pet menagerie grows, JD in WVa talks pets, Critter Chat NYC rat uriine warning, Mariska Hargitay mistaken by lost girl for a cop, Romaine gets an orchard, Disney Forward approved by Anaheim, Tyler in NorCal talks wet bottoms, Red Lobster may file bankruptcy, Hammy update, Hooker Hotline, Chris in Mass talks 9-1-1, Mark in Buffalo talks stuck toes, Nita talks knee jobs, Chris Pine is a lesbian (says Derek), 1980s life, Caitlin Clark gets a new team and an endorsement deal, Romie has a new man, and Sundance may leave Park City.