Today is the perfect date, Romaine is sore, WA woman dives headfirst into an outhouse, Colliers in TX talks Friday shows and the Lorax, Romaine’s morning routine boils over but a new fire pit makes it all better, meet the gaybors, Ezra Miller arrested again, Billy in Philly talks Elon Musk, Tony in Vegas talks Funny Girl, Romaine jumps into Apple TV, Dom in Seattle talks TV and climate protest, Corvette going electric, Tyler in NorCal talks cars, LaundroMatt talks hydrogen battery, Chaz in La talks talks electric and Twitter, Kristie in Nashville talks Hindenburg and Corvettes, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in CO talks incoherently about rings, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on family and shopping, Derek has a Leo update, Romaine discovers Panda Express, Arby’s has a hot grease problem, Trey in LA has Romaine’s answer, Kane Tanaka RIP at 119, and DNR have worms.