Romaine gets an early start on the show, Nathan in CO celebrates the perfect date and The Hobbit, Bed Bath and Beyond bankruptcy, Colliers in TX talks pot pie, FDA says your dog can eat outside, Derek is served wigs, Romaine was not nice, Travis in CT talks kitchen etiquette, Honey Boo Boo goes to the prom, Lesbian Visibility Week, Romaine has a fox update, Lizzo brings out the drag queens, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA talks glasses, where are the hookers, Jeff in Palm Springs talks bible chat, Poker Face, romcom fails, John Stamos got the Olsen twins fired, White House visits, Nate Silver out at ABC News, Mike Lindell out $5 million, Happy Jack talks sports channels, Japan crash lands on the moon, Kathryn in AZ talks Rachel Maddow, Critter Chat a moose walks into a movie theatre and a bobcat drives angry, and Derek clarifies something about Doris.