Derek settles in, Tyler in NorCal remembers an anniversary, fart walks after dinner, Carnival disembarkation devolves into fight, Bob in WI talks cruise walks, Derek is not a morning person, Romaine has a yard sale with a sad turn of events, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Pie Pants and Jiggly Caliente, Pie Pants is a senior assassin, Series 7, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Meghan Markle, Monotone Marc talks Traitors NZ, Bob in Philly talks boxes, Ric from El Paso butt dial, Lil Ole Larry talks moving and Survivor and gay chorus, Christian in Abilene talks pickleball, Derek gets into a fight with Best Buy, Romaine’s Corvette summer, Iris move feedback, and Beyonce struggling to sell concert tickets.