DNR are on edge as home life is filled with drama, update on kid driving a car, Derek had to live in a basement, Romaine has cinco de mayo plans, Tom Cruise in space, Elon Musk has a baby, Discovery Island gets a camper, woodpeckers vex Romaine, Kurt Loder has a birthday, Romaine gets a new yard toy, Derek gets a letter, Iris drops by the show for Cinco de Mayo, Dan in Atlanta talks Carole Baskin, Romaine considers what might have been, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly deals with hot stuff, UK professor caught cheating, WTF woman busted for being busty, DNR discuss yard sales, Chad in LA wants celebrity dish, Ellen gets more bad news, and Wendys runs out of beef.