Cinco de Mayo. Romaine family drama, Derek has a freaky Friday, Chris Pratt sex doll, old square asses, UK coronation gets a surprise visit a lawn penis and a prince flying coach, fantasy Celebrity friends, Billy in Philly talks unethical behavior, Clarence Thomas update, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA has an early memory, Jennifer Lopez walks behind Ben Affleck, Jeff in Bay Area talks Nicolas Cage, Larry in Pasadena talks Daisy Ridley and the WGA strike, Derek’s TV writing dream, important Hooker call, Kentucky Derby, Romaine packs it in, El Nino is coming, and Last Call ends the week.